Apples and fine wine

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 16-Sep-2014 13:12:27

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when, in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men...Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn in to something acceptable to have dinner with

Bob

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 16-Sep-2014 22:49:06

LOL Bob, very good.

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 16-Sep-2014 23:46:01

I love this.

Post 4 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 17-Sep-2014 15:47:37

Funny, as long as you don't read too much into it.

Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 19-Sep-2014 13:12:59

I'm starting to wish I hadn't posted it.

Chalk one up for the ladies in the battle of the sexes. But we all know that guys are smarter, so we can afford to give the little ladies a hand up occasionally.

Bob